~/silly stats
tracking the untrackable
⚡real_time_metrics
Mouse Clicks282K+20.1% from last month
Mouse Travel177K ft≈ 33.47 miles
Mouse Scrolls11M+19% from last month
Keypresses2.3M+201 since last hour
$tech_life.stats --verbose
❯LinkedIn Cringe Posts Survived∞"Thrilled to announce..." count: 9,847
❯Intern Applications384Rejections: 383 (new high score!)
❯Stack Overflow Visits1.2MActually copied: 1.1M solutions
❯Git Force Pushes23What could go wrong? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
❯Semicolons Forgotten1,337Python devs: 'What's a semicolon?'
❯Coffee Consumed892 LBlood type: Cold Brew+
🏆achievements.exe
Hackathons Attended
7
Hackathons Won
4
Tech Conferences
1
> some stats might be slightly exaggerated for dramatic effect> except the hackathon stats, those are 100% real 🏆> intern rejection count may be understated for mental health reasons 🥲