~/silly stats
tracking the untrackable
⚡real_time_metrics
Mouse Clicks282Kmostly on 'agree to cookies' buttons
Mouse Travel177K ftcould've walked to Starbucks 47 times
Mouse Scrolls11M89% on social media during 'work'
Keypresses2.3Mctrl+c, ctrl+v accounts for 67%
$tech_life.stats --verbose
❯LinkedIn Cringe Posts Survived∞"Thrilled to announce..." count: 9,847
❯Intern Applications384Rejections: 383 (new high score!)
❯Stack Overflow Visits1.2MActually read docs first: 3 times
❯Git Force Pushes23What could go wrong? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
❯Semicolons Forgotten1,337Python devs: 'What's a semicolon?'
❯Coffee Consumed892 LBlood type: Cold Brew+
🏆achievements.exe
Hackathons Attended
11
Hackathons Won
6
Tech Conferences
1
> some stats might be slightly exaggerated for dramatic effect> except the hackathon stats, those are 100% real 🏆> intern rejection count may be understated for mental health reasons 🥲